Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain

last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.

by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

long sock challenge

This is a scary challenge. First you where long socks (preferably white). Then you all have to sleep in the same room together. Before you go to sleep you each have to say moon 3 times. Then you have to fall asleep on your stomach in order for the challenge to work. When you wake up all of you will have the same nightmare.

(person in sleep over) yo we should do the long sock challenge. (everyone else) good idea!

by the.scary.challenge.guy March 5, 2020

Sock Foreskin

The inside of a sock where all the material connects, balling up into an irritating bit.

Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.

Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro

by DannyDogg January 6, 2021

Sock

A group of snakes.

What's more than one snake called? Oh, that's a sock of snakes.

by Tweakn420 January 22, 2025