Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.
Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
by Auto Christian March 13, 2019
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Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!
Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!
by spikem0 August 06, 2022
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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 02, 2023
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St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?
by J00n10r August 13, 2019
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side gf

A female who’s with a guy who already has a gf but when the female and him are together and talking they basically date behind his gf’s back
his homeboy: who’s that

him: oh that’s my side gf
by xxxzeyon May 16, 2022
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SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment)

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment) Is:
When your significant other does not make you their priority. Their actions show that your relationship is not as serious to them as they claim. When they choose to give more focus on all other this except their significant other.
Me- Hey I texted and called you to see if you wanted to get lunch together on my break. What happened?
Her- Oh yeah, I’m sorry babe I forgot to hit you back. Sorry.
Me- You always do this I’m never a priority you always give me the SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment).
by Word from JayB October 21, 2021
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side hen

A side chick that has been a chick on the side for a long time.
He called her his side hen cause she was his side chick for years.
by quixotickane January 28, 2018
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