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Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020
mugGet the Ham on the sidemug.
To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
mugGet the to salt both sides of the pretzelmug.

Side questing

To distract, or be distracted, from the main goal or objective.
Quit side questing and focus!

Answer my question, don’t side quest me bro!
by Bubbler63 July 23, 2024
mugGet the Side questingmug.

Side Strap

An ordinary strap held sideways is a side strap, lots of gangstas use this technique, it's the most G thing you can possibly do.
While you side strap with one hand, best form requires your other hand to be down near your draws, even clutching your groin if you're feeling particularly gangsta.
The act of performing a side strap is called side strapping.
G #1: When I aim my gat, I side strap it, that's the G thing to do.
G #2: Hell yeah, I'm always side strapping my gat.
by jcfoolsdefiningshit June 22, 2021
mugGet the Side Strapmug.

south-side central

A place where a certain group of people are from.
yo we south-side central yall
by urbandictionaryuser2222 September 29, 2022
mugGet the south-side centralmug.

Sausage side

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.
'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'
by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022
mugGet the Sausage sidemug.

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