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shit paw

When shit sticks to a cat's paw when he uses the litter box.
Don't let Golem the Cat climb on your lap---he's got shit paw.
by Golem the Cat March 24, 2008
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Shit Hot

The pinnacle of goodness. A westcountry (SW Eng) word.
Whats Pirates of the Carribbean like then?
Its Shit hot, id bone Keira Knightly any day.
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Shit whipped

Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.

Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
"Dude, I just got shit whipped."
by nngaaaman January 21, 2009
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shit nipple

"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"
by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008
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Shit cyst

A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.
Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.

Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.

Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
by fbtmf July 31, 2009
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Shit Machine Gun

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.
"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"

"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
by FatJackson October 14, 2009
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shit ticket

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
by dronp November 15, 2010
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