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Get the Shit Hot mug.Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
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Get the shit nipple mug.A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.
Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.
Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.
Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.
Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
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Get the Shit cyst mug.A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.
"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
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