Soggy Sandwich Day

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).

You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

by The Sandwich God May 16, 2019

Blown-ey Sandwich

The best high food you've ever had, aka a blown-ey sandwich

Last night we went to Jimmy John's and ordered the Italian Stallion. Needless to say, it was a blown-ey sandwich.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017

Grilled cheese sandwich

Grilled cheese sandwich

Have you been called a grilled cheese sandwich lately

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Nitro Ham Sandwich

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

Open-faced Sandwich

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

by TannerChap July 9, 2010

Murzyn on a hot sandwich

This expresion is a combination of English and Polish. Murzyn is the polish word meaning African Amreican, and on a hot sandwich mean on a hot sandwich.

MURZYN ON A HOT SANDWICH!!!!!! I just stubbed my toe.

by Hugh Jackock January 18, 2008