nostalgia wank

wallowing in nostalgia

person 1: I spent the last night listening to old playlists...
person 2: stop the nostalgia wanking already

by Vprofessional May 11, 2021

Wank bank

A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another

Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank

by Daddddy01 June 9, 2018

Wink Wank

A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.

by drew2dee2 November 18, 2021

Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019

Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself

Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!

by Rave at home April 4, 2015

Wank Bank

A shit server network on the game RUST

1) - Do you want to play on the Wank Bank?
2) - Nah, DG is much better.

by RagerScythe July 17, 2018

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025