The hottest man alive.
by love.r February 25, 2024
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by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024
Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
by kay.kay.kay. May 23, 2016
To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence
I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
by Jaymal Soni April 09, 2023
A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.
Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
by Adrian 666 January 04, 2019