the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
Get the jacobmug. A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.
by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.
by keep calm the dingus is gone June 12, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS
by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020
Get the Jacob Jacksonmug.