October 7 

if you have a boyfriend who is born on october 7, keep him forever, he will never let you down and he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he has deep blue eyes and short blonde hair. he likes lots of sports and is very tall and handsome. october 7 is where the nicest, kindest people are born. :))

person 1; hey, look at that cute guy over there
person 2; I bet he’s born on october 7th

October 7 by Jokesonjew April 12, 2020

October 15 

National Send Nudes Day!
ask anyone for nudes and they have to send😉

“send nudes”
“why”
“cuz it’s october 15”
“so”
“national send nudes day”
“oh ok i’ll send”

October 15 by Duhhshea October 13, 2019

october 10 

this is the day a very weird person was born

*friends birthday*
me: your weird
friend: how
me: because it’s october 10 and it’s ur birthday

october 10 by ayyybo May 7, 2020

October 12 

You're a bitch! That's it...

"When's your birthday?"
"October 12!"
"You bitch."

October 12 by anonymous February 12, 2021

October 19th 

International Get WaStEd Day!

I like to drink occasionally but I need to get WaStEd on October 19th

October 19th by bigdickterrance October 16, 2019

October 22 

National stfu and stop believing urban dictionary national days

On October 22 we should all shut up!

October 22 by Aly00p October 21, 2019

October 5 

October 5 is kiss steal and hug a girls man

October 5 is kiss steal and hug a girls man

October 5 by bella marz October 3, 2020