Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Neck it

Attempt to suicide using a rope

Go neck it

by poce September 18, 2023

Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down

J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in

by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023

crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018

Fat Neck

If someone is getting on your nerves and i don't have nothing in mind to call them.

Shut up you fat neck!!!

by Computer1 September 22, 2019

Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 17, 2018