mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

mad madussy

queen of apex legends

person 1: who is the queen of apex legends

person 2: mad madussy

by ze hhehe isk May 28, 2022

Un-Mad

To be made not mad by someone, probably showing you pictures of cute, baby animals.

Being made un-mad:

'Look at this..'

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH.....AWWWWWWWW"

by JoeIWOC August 26, 2015

Mad Diaper

A diaper changing experience in which the diaper-wearer is irate, squirmy, difficult, necessitating a full hold-down, sometimes by two or more people. Fun for all ages!

You just want to lay in bed while I have to change this Mad Diaper! The hell's wrong with you...

by calicolorado July 3, 2012

Scoring Like Mad

Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.

Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!

by scoring like mad May 15, 2010

MAD FRUIT

MAD FRUIT BASICALLY MEANS SUS. WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD FRUIT HE IS TENDING TO SUS ACTIVITIES.

YO LETS DO NOT HANG OUT WITH ROBERT HE IS MAD FRUIT

by Doodlescoodle100 January 13, 2022

Mads

Term for great sex

That was some great Mads

by Redhead midget June 13, 2018