States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour
by QwertyPixel February 9, 2023

Girl one: hey ur head lights are on
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you
by Hotmomzrockmyworld February 21, 2023

by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Light is a Electromagnetic wave.
Lights as an adjective is the opposite of heavy. Which is easy to (push, Pull, Hold, Throw, Etc.)
Lights as an adjective is the opposite of heavy. Which is easy to (push, Pull, Hold, Throw, Etc.)
by Trimizx July 10, 2017

Though I stripped of my new bedwetted pjs, I was still confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs, which all I can do is cry and get over being confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs!
by Turo Fernandez March 30, 2020
