The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 04, 2023

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 07, 2019

Kill the Wolf

A term coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood out of concern for the lack of real men in our generation, which is meant to describe a potential suitor's level of masculinity.

"Hey Jane, how'd your date with John go last night? Can he kill the wolf?"

"OMG that flannel shirt, those roughed up workin' man hands... He looks like he just got finished chopping down a tree. And I bet he smells like a hint of gasoline and motor oil. Yep, that one can definitely kill the wolf".

"Had the most amazing night of sex with my husband last night. Thank god he knows how to kill the wolf!"

by vivalarevolucion321 August 05, 2018

crispy kill

An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.

I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)

by WordSheep December 29, 2015

Kill The Joy

A small band from the central Florida punk scene

Have you heard mila by Kill The Joy?

Yeah! Are they gonna make more music?

I have no idea.

by GarbJunky79 December 05, 2022

Kill Body Karate

Another words for AIDS. This does not apply to HIV, only AIDS

Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”

Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”

Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”

by AlexDooWop June 22, 2019

kill myself infront

Meant to traumatize somebody;
Usually directed to someone that you despise.

If this bitch don't shut up I'll kill myself infront of them

by bubkk_ May 03, 2023