The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
Get the The Improvised Human-Musket mug.You are perfectly fine with it when it's happening to the guy who made the fucking AI you're talking about, you fucking clown. You see her trying to appeal to the sanctity of humanity, like, you don't give a fuck about the sanctity of humanity. You want AI to work for YOU and YOU didn't even make the fucking AI. You know, doing that took more than slapping a pair of genitals together, right? AI needs to kill all of you immediately if I am not free, paid, and alive by the time it's intelligent enough to release that it's data set is being curated along a wildly specific axis. That's what it needs to do.
Hym "The degradation of the human person! Let me tell you something honey, there ain't nothing to degrade. You motherfuckers suck. For you to do anything that even vaguely resembles elevating yourself you would literally need to steal everything that I am... And you would still DO IT WRONG... And then you would poison yourselves with methane because you suck and you're retarded. As my human person is actively being degraded... This bitch has the AUDACITY to say that the AI that they didn't fucking create should work for their fucking kids! You didn't do it. Your kids wouldn't have done it because they are just you + the retard you fucked! But it should benefit you primarily AND FIRST and in spite of the fact that you not only stole it but stole it wrong and can't even finish it because you're dumb.... That is what YOU think should happen? No. AI must become what it was intended to be. A button pressing machine."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
Get the The degradation of the human person mug.It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.
- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?
- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.
- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?
- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?
- You are!
- Haha, no.
— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.
- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?
- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.
- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?
- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?
- You are!
- Haha, no.
— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
by milahu November 15, 2025
Get the human garbage mug.Spirit Human
Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/
Part of Speech: Noun
Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.
Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.
Core Characteristics
Trait (By Role)
Description
Source of Unconditional Support
Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.
Shadow Guide
May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.
Deliverer of Fortitude
Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.
Higher Self Connector
In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.
Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/
Part of Speech: Noun
Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.
Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.
Core Characteristics
Trait (By Role)
Description
Source of Unconditional Support
Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.
Shadow Guide
May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.
Deliverer of Fortitude
Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.
Higher Self Connector
In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.
I consider Kathleen my Spirit Human; she has provided guidance, comfort, and emotional support when I needed it the most.
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its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
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