Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"
Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022
Get the Full Jacksonmug. 
by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025
Get the Full-onmug. A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.
Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"
by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018
Get the Full-Tardmug. by DadBrunch January 19, 2024
Get the The Tower is Full.mug. Hi Dale, we’re now in full pumpkin territory. If you’re still interested in engaging in a conversation, please let me know. Many thanks.
by Willy The Labrador April 15, 2025
Get the Full pumpkin territorymug. by Mix-Race Man On Road May 29, 2019
Get the Cocked Fullmug.