Dog Friend

A friend who exists to make everyone happy, they may shit on your floor, but you still over them

Friend 1: have you met example?

Friend 2: yeah he's our dog friend!
Friend1: yeah, but he has beef with jaquavyontavious.
Friend 2: every dog shits on the floor

by kai~kun August 25, 2020

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

by Rep69 September 29, 2019

special friends

1. Friends with benefits
2. Friends whom consider each other to be special in a non-mentally deficient way; close friends

Let us become special friends forever!

by Unknown July 13, 2004

friends cut

the act of mass-deleting people from your myspace friend's list. sometimes done weekly, montly, or sporadically, myspace users make friends cuts to lower their number of friends and delete the people they no longer wish to be friends with on myspace. often, when a user becomes frustrated with all the stupid people he's politely accepted friends requests from, annoyed at their constant bulletins or the stupid graphic comments they leave, he will make a friends cup and wack these suckers off his list.

yeah dude i just made a friends cut, from 113 down to 86, mandy's gonna be pissed i deleted her cause i set my profile to private but w/e because she sucks.

by christiney weeny November 14, 2006

Super Friend

A person that is always there for his/her friends, no matter what, occasionally running aroung in a cape shouting at the top of their lungs, that they are, indeed, a Super Friend.

Christina is the best SUPER FRIEND!

by Christina_Chaos October 2, 2007

Friend Bater

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.

Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.

by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006