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Internet friend

The best kind of person in the world. The person who doesn’t care about your popularity or looks. The ones who would do anything for you. The people who would stay up late for you. The people who are so caring you cannot even describe it. The people who you wish you could meet and they wish they could meet you. And one day, maybe you will.

They are the best kind of people.
Girl: “Hey wanna be internet friends?”
Other Girl: “YES!”
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Shoulder Friend 

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.
Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.
Shoulder Friend by flacker December 24, 2006

closest friend 

Best friend
Out of 100 odd friends, Ramesh is closest friend of mine.
closest friend by Rajesh Haldar April 17, 2016

BEST FRIEND 

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS AND HAS A KID WITH HIM!!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!
BEST FRIEND by HOW COULD SHE!!!! December 20, 2017

Best Friend 

The twin you never knew you had who laughs at your pain and misery, walks in on you, steals/eats all your food, and will never let you leave them.
MY BEST FRIEND JUST MOVED AWAY AND IM DEPRESSED!
Best Friend by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018

Imaginary Friend

A "character" created by the imagination to keep a person company. Sometimes, it can be difficult for the person to recognise that their "friend" is not real; at other times, they can be recognised as not being real, but are still used to offer comfort and company.
When I was three, I had one imaginary friend. When I was thirteen, I had five.
Imaginary Friend by Peeves April 12, 2004

Friendship Lagoon 

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.
Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."