by The most special special June 26, 2023
Get the Ethan Mytonmug. The hottest guy out there and such a big dick ;). Everyone loves this guy and he is so fun to hangout with. Last night he told me stuff he never would say in public. He's such a lowkey simp but acts cool and strong on the outside. He really is a big baby when you get to know him more.
by S+E January 13, 2021
Get the ethanmug. by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Ethan Knight Tinglemug. A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019
Get the Ethan Grubbmug. A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.
He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵
He is wayyy to hot.
He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵
He is wayyy to hot.
by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023
Get the ethan jiangmug. by Drrr. Phiiilll January 16, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.