A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
by LightSpeedJunky January 06, 2024
Being drunk enough that leaning back in one's chair/stool/seat is necessary to consume further quantities of liquor.
by c_real_deal July 26, 2010
by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021
A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.
I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.
by Gagz88 January 19, 2023
To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020