iso-cut

When you are in isolation and need a haircut.

I'm locked up in the house due to 'Rona, think I'll need to get the misses to give me an iso-cut

by matty_mc_matty April 11, 2020

cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 27, 2024

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Cut

A circumsized dick.

“hey bro are u cut cause i’m not”

“i am sadly...”

by fuckmebro387 December 18, 2017

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

Cut it off

A slang term for castration or used to ask some to stop doing or saying something that is annoying or offensive, sometimes used to to indicate a man’s marvelous ability to organize his language before he speaks.

Man 1:”Cut it off guys”

by DinkyMcdungus November 20, 2022