Chris

Chris is funny, cool,sexy, cute, and a whole bunch more. He is the best person you could ask for and will never let u down. He’s very athletic smart and has good hair. If you have a Chris don’t let go especially if you are together because he’s amazing when it comes to anything sexual he will rock your world. He can make a sad person happy and his smile is the best. Chris can also dress really well and can be independent or social.

Girl #1: how was Chris?
Girl #2: omg he’s the best it was sooooo amazing

by (<_>) November 22, 2021

Chris Evans Sexual

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.

I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.

by Grxztify August 4, 2022

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris

Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.

Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.

Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?

by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021

Chris

The dude who want stop yelling get out my seat

me: can I sit with you

Chris: GET OUT MY SEAT

Me: damn Chris you gettin hella annoying

by You know I’m right June 17, 2018

Brooke and Chris

An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.

We ship you Brooke and Chris

by Idk-lol July 28, 2019