thai beads 

rubber anal beads increasing in size

charlotte shoves thai beads up her arse for pleasure

thai beads by anon anon anon September 27, 2006

ray-bans 

1. brand name of sunglasses
2. The act of dropping your balls across your partners eyes. (also see teabag)

1. I just dropped a hundy on a new pair of ray-bans, since someone broke into my car and deeboed my old pair.

2. We had this party at the crib, and some nasty skank passed out in my bed. Because she did, I had to drop the ray-bans on her.

ray-bans by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Bean bag 

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.

Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!

Bean bag by Raymond Poison April 14, 2011

Bean'd 

1: to bean one; 2: to fart or gas on another

Sam farted on Jeffery, therefore Jeffery JUST GOT BEAN'D.

or

Did you just bean Jose by throwing beans at him? Dude, that is so racist!

Bean'd by Paladin July 6, 2004

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

bean-stalker by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

Dick Bean by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

Bean Dip 

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.

Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.

Bean Dip by boshanky September 24, 2008