Asshole

A man who is short stubby and can't run very quickly usually named Carter

Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.

by Bdifkrmgior May 30, 2018

Asshole

Marque

Marque smells like asshole

by Djasshole June 2, 2018

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

asshole

An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general

N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%

by N.Ss May 21, 2018

Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)

Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!

by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018

asshole

a yummy snacc

mmmm, gonna go eat me some asshole

by a real bruh June 11, 2018

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023