April 29th

National Do What Your Boyfriend Says For A Week

oh my god its april 29th! i have to do whatever my boyfriend tells me to do for a week!

by Rayyyy_ April 28, 2022

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

april 24

disturb a girl/boy day

its april 24th! i have a crush on u! *disturbing the person*
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY-

by L3ss0 May 26, 2024

april 8

kiss a girl you met in flordia day

hey, it is april 8th, kiss that girl u like who is in flordia from louisville!!

by woofycatmeow April 8, 2022

April Fools Day

A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born

April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday

2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today

1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs

by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020

april 26th

day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt

friend: did you guys april 26th?

guy: hell yeah we did.

by vampdiaroes69 March 31, 2021