A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 09, 2024
Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.
"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
by Winstar December 06, 2017
by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery September 04, 2015
Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.
Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
by JambiTheDiddler July 03, 2022
Im an RNB person, but when it comes to different kinds of Salad music, i´d have to go with Soul music.
by Gsnow March 01, 2022
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by SPrice1980 May 03, 2023