Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".

My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.

by Tankman21 June 26, 2016

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum

Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy

by LewisJepson September 20, 2010

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.

by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025