jacob

jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.

girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!

by l <3333 June 13, 2022

Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob

A person who likes coding and kids.

"Oh, it's that Jacob guy!"
"Ewww.. Doesn't he like kids!?"

by driftsdrafts July 13, 2025

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022