Cooking Douche

Celebrity Chef Gordon James Ramsay

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes

by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009

Douche bag

The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.

Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.

Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina

by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010

Douche Fagel

Any guy with the name of Richie, usually meaning he is a bitch ass and a flaming homosexual who can get his ass whopped anyday by a kid named Matt. But thats not a surprise because Matt is a tank diesel, not a douche fael like Riche.

Richie got his ass beat by a homo what a douche fagel.

by TankDiesel December 12, 2010

Douche Nozzle

Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.

That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!

by Darth Wader January 26, 2012

Douche Canoe

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.

''Serhan your such a douche canoe''

by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013

Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009

Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche

by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009