by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT December 11, 2018
Get the Troll-kickmug. Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
Get the Central Park trollmug. 
An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016
Get the Vintage Trollmug. 1) An exceptionally awkward, obnoxious, or grating individual.
2) An exceptionally ugly girl that is overtly trying too hard.
2) An exceptionally ugly girl that is overtly trying too hard.
1) "Dude, Austin has been here for 5 minutes and somehow has already smashed a window, puked on my carpet, and medlered my camera. Why is this troll still in my house?"
2) "That party last night was such a troll fest. I didn't know whether to cut my junk off to keep from getting raped or gouge my eyes out so I wouldn't have to watch."
2) "That party last night was such a troll fest. I didn't know whether to cut my junk off to keep from getting raped or gouge my eyes out so I wouldn't have to watch."
by Spoofy G. October 18, 2011
Get the Trollmug. That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.
“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”
This spake the nostalgia troll
This spake the nostalgia troll
by garcalej December 2, 2021
Get the Nostalgia Trollmug. Troll Sketch ; is a drawing game. It's intellectual property of '808' belonging to 'the flip-syde association Incorporated. It's only this as it only involves paper and markers.
The aim of the game, Troll Sketch , is to jinx the other player/s by all drawing one image each, then passing it on to another player who can do as they wish with it.
by Bryn Benn July 16, 2020
Get the Troll Sketchmug.