socking

When you skin another man's penis and wear it as a condom.

(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"

Yeah man, I was socking his wife and she had no idea.

by Jamlpr February 7, 2019

rock em sock em freak

rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.

Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak

by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018

Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011