Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

by Badgerman February 22, 2017

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

Tit Taco

Taco ingredients that accumulate inside the bra of a large chested woman.

I removed my bra and was able to find enough lettuce, cheese and meat to make two tit tacos!

by maya the bee May 3, 2017

tit bits

Small bits of food fallen into a ladies cleavage which could potentially provide a little snack for later.

Mary was scoffing crisps during the film, which meant loads of tit bits in bed later 🥰

by Booooooo00000oom June 12, 2021

Tit sucker

A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him

Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today

Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh

by Aananann June 7, 2020

Toss the tit

Pretty much a game for suburban moms where you toss your boob implants at each other and whoever gets knocked out last wins

"Hey Susan!! Lets go play toss the tit at Karens house!"
"Yess!! Imma post it on facebook with a minion meme background!"

by Skinnypenis101010 October 30, 2019