When someone is really listening to you, but they are trying to make you think that they are ignoring you.
by Nicbelle January 21, 2016

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!
Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!
by spikem0 August 5, 2022

by poohandler5613 October 28, 2023

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.
2. Lying about something just to seem cool.
2. Lying about something just to seem cool.
by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

by Fresh pack April 19, 2022

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
