fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 7, 2023

Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

FAKING GAY

A person with an especially long nose; however, gay is not enough to describe them. So, comes the term "FACKING GAY"

Bruh 1: Bruh 2, you're so stupid
Bruh 2: NO BITCH, YOU'RE FAKING GAY
Bruh 1: *despawns*

by GotchaBeta April 24, 2019

fake-ation

Taking a vacation somewhere other than where you say you'll go, especially if you try to pass off the fake destination as real.

A YouTuber said she went to Bali, but she really took a fake-ation to Ikea.

by Fnordmeister February 25, 2020

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024