texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

Texas Sister

1.Your thick sibling whom you'd like to fuck.

2. when the girl takes charge when having sex.

2. "Damn I want to get in my Texas sister."
3. "I hate when girls act like a Texas sister."

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Texas firefly

The process of lighting your pens on fire and fucking your cousin

Man 1:yea dude that camp last week was full of Texas fireflys

by Chadf11 June 24, 2018

Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs

Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018