texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

Cheeky Texas Style

When a drunk guy eats a girl's ass while wearing a plastic 10 gallon Texas hat

John: You'll never believe this! I ate her out cheeky Texas style!
Mike: Dude, no way!

by Dr William Minor June 30, 2020

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Texas Pillow

When a guy ejaculates next to a hot streamer, live on stream, he is then called a Texas Pillow.

Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick

Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow

by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025

Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021

Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.

The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.

by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023