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twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6
person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
mugGet the twat wafflemug.

Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with
Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020
mugGet the Twatmug.

indigo twat

when a male is seen as a vagina bearing human being
"Look at Ryan being such a pussy, what an indigo twat"
by TWAT6 July 12, 2014
mugGet the indigo twatmug.

twat

In walked a few twats complaining about PE requirements again.
by golden surek April 12, 2022
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.
Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.
by Vapercise April 30, 2023
mugGet the Twat Squattermug.

Twat Cake

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie
by king clayton December 31, 2018
mugGet the Twat Cakemug.

twat snaggle

When your fucking hardcore and try and move positions but get stuck up inside the pussy! Like your short shave pubes act like velcro and your just stuck!
Dude totes busted out the moves, and after taking tea with the parson we got all twat snaggled!
by Fishtangle January 9, 2019
mugGet the twat snagglemug.

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