Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014

Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018

Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.

A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.

by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011