Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

General Twat

Yeat himself, his right hands being Luh Geeky and Kranky Kranky. The general has a loyal army of Dikkhead soldier’s, Geeker Lieutenants, Twizzies etc.

Yo bro General Twat just posted on his story, its new intel…hes boutta drop soon

by The Geek Apprentice November 18, 2024

Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.

Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.

by What’s up! November 27, 2024

Twat babble

Bender Mahaney incoherent negro speech

This clown had twat babble spewing out of his mouth after blowing coke and dudes for three days.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem December 11, 2024

Twat

Undesirable person.

Fucking twat took my last beer and didn't even ask.

by Randy goat fucker July 17, 2025

Twat-O-Rama

Pussy makes the world go around……it’s the “Twat-O-Rama!”

I swear……that “twat-o-rama” makes the world go around!

by Cliffy6988 July 17, 2025