Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

Twat

Aka Donald Trump / Boris Johnson etc

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!

by The urban project September 15, 2020

Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better

Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle

by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018

Twat wazzle

A term for a hairy vagina

You're a twat wazzle

by Anonymous HBK? November 19, 2018

Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.

The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat

by Twattey January 28, 2022

Twat

(verb) To aggressively, spontaneously strike an object, often a person.

"I twatted him a new one"

by RedD April 7, 2015

Photogbomb twat

Female whose insecurities drive her to catch unflattering pics of women whose looks have triggered the roving eyes on their love interests.

Subversive Suzie the photogbomb twat, caught a most unflattering pic of the busty,bench pressing, chick at the gym that stirred a serious man ogle erection in her man.

by anonymous November 2, 2019