Hat

A thing that grows and cuts on top of your head the scalp.

Your hat covers your scalp. You can remove the hat by shaving or getting a haircut.

No hat you are bald with a hat you have hair.

by Adam Nehdi March 10, 2024

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

Arse hat

A person, child or pet who is annoying, irritating, troublesome and onerous to those around them.

OMG my cat is such an arse hat. He won’t make friends if he keeps biting the other animals faces.

by Betty 01 July 27, 2022

The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.

"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."

by SRKJ August 2, 2022

Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.

"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"

by RugCarpet December 8, 2021

free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015