by i am human 🍓🦑 December 7, 2019
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Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
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Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
Get the Jacob Crooks mug.A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
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Get the Jacob Joseph Kennedy mug.by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016
Get the jacob simes mug.the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
Get the jacob mug.A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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