Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

Boppin socks

The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.

Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night

John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her

Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage

by anonymous July 2, 2021

Meat sock

A wet hollow pipe that sits between a woman’s legs.

Hey dude , i fucked Kassandras meat sock yesterday

Hey isn’t it time you clean your meat sock?

by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018