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Socialism

C Y K A BYLAT YE YE YEYEYEYEYE SOCIALISM = LEFT WING YAAAAAA POTATOES AND VODKA CYKA BYLAT MOTHERFUCKERS
Fuck you ya dirty nazi cunt my ideology is socialism and i drink vodka and snort pieces of paper from the communist manifesto go suck my hair bbc
by Sub2remainings February 17, 2020
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Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021
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social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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Awkwardly social

When a person is so comfortable and social it becomes awkward to be around them.
Person A: “Dude, do you know that guy? They talk so much it’s weird.. Makes me uncomfortable just being around them.

Person B: “Oh yeah, that’s just Greg. He’s awkwardly social.

Person A: “What.”
by Kosarakachakara May 2, 2024
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Social Enemedia

Extension of the word, "Enemedia," to include Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube, etc.

Used to describe how the bias of big social media companies promotes liberal (Leftist) causes and beliefs while shadowbanning, deleting, editing, deplatforming, demonetizing or demonizing conservative causes.
The Social Enemedia suspended Milo Yiannopoulos's account, yet keeps accounts active for violent leftists.
by randalllflagg August 7, 2019
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Social Rape

When some one with the last name Ben Moshe forces himself into conversations or situations in which he does not belong
Elliot inviting himself to my grad party was an example of social rape
by Butthole Tribe June 15, 2025
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