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Social zoned

Below friend zoned, band to social media.

Credit due to: Kaylynn and Marcus
"I like you as a broadcaster, nothing more."
"Bro, you just got social zoned."
by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018
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Socially Disabled

This is something that is not commonly recognized, understood or researched.

To be Socially Disabled is an inability to be a sociopath, psychopath, liar, scumbag or any of the other traits which make people socially acceptable in modern society. The Socially Disabled find it impossible to be a completely shitty person. Socially disable people are honest, caring, loving individuals who emphasize on the importance of truth, human rights, morals and Ethics. A Socially Disabled individual will often have an unbiased point of view that is not compromised by the brainwashing of media, their family/friends or false teachings. Being Socially Disabled makes life difficult because socially disabled people often wish for the bes, although the reality is that the honest and ethical nature of the socially disabled makes them undesirable to the world run by rich sociopaths, psychopaths and control freaks.

Socially Disabled people are vulnerable because of all of the goodness they wish to see in this world. If you are socially disabled, you are talented, but you struggle to succeed in the world. Socially disabled people are harmless and are taken advantage of for strong moral beliefs in equality and hard work. Often people with this disability go through life experiencing endless amounts of traumas caused by all of the horrible people they will have to encounter in the workplace and in their daily lives. Socially Disabled people are the last truly good people in this world.
He never was able to hold a steady job because he was socially disabled.
The were socially disabled, so they had a blind trust.
She was obviously socially disabled, I don’t think that girl could tell a lie.

Jesus was socially disabled and they crucified him because he was not guilty of anything.
by NobodyCaresIamNobodyICare November 27, 2023
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social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.
Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~
by skatetheramp February 6, 2024
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Social (Media) Hitman

When a person is paid, sent with an agenda, or goes on their own volition to sabotage and ruin another person's reputation by doing deliberately intolerable things to force reactions from them to make them look bad. Social hitmen, also Social Media Hitmen, go around "trolling" people to get them to use derogatory language, verbal abuse, physical abuse, or some other form of self defense to defend themselves, and then record or photo these actions to ruin their reputations to people in the media and in their lives.

These "hitmen" are totally and morally dead inside, are deplorable, and have no problems ruining your life and taking every cent you have just for an easy paycheck. They will block you from where you need to go, grope and sexually assault you, call you terrible things on your media pages, and be genuinely intolerable in order to achieve some agenda, get a criminals paycheck, or just do it for their own sick fun. These people, like paparazzi, never stop, never rest, until they get that sweet demon release and ruin your life.

As of now, 2020, there is no legal defense to stop a Social Hitman other than self control.
Guy 1: Did you hear what A Herd did to JD? She ruined his career.
Guy 2: That Social Hitman? She did it for the attention and the money, no question.

Apologist on TV: I am sorry for using the F word in a derogatory manner to that person last week. A Social Media Hitman was harassing me in emails, private messages, and sending me inappropriate sexual pictures of themselves and others, and when I tried to block them and tell them to stop, they kept at it until I went off at them. I am sorry to the people that saw it, and I am not bigoted nor intolerant, just this person posted their screenshot of me telling them off and it was taken out of context. I shouldn't have said it, and I am sorry.

Corporation: There is a person we want to take down on their social media pages and ruin their reputation to make them look bad politically, allowing us to gain more social support. We will give you 10,000 USD to find a way to make this person look like a bigot, a racist, a deviant, or sexually abusive. You can develop a relationship and betray them, or anything to achieve this goal.
Social Media Hitman: Shouldn't be too hard; I can use private servers, networks, and follow and harass them until they react.

Concerned Citizen: What can we do against these social hitmen?
Concerned Citizen 2: Absolutely nothing. you just have to ignore, block, restrict, and hire security to keep them away. There is no known legal defense to stop a Social (Media) Hitman other than self control. Humans 2020
by MCPKG December 27, 2020
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Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.
There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)
You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.
by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022
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