sam-pack

sammie from Jersey Shore being so close to Ronnie she's practically his backpack, always behind him everywhere he goes.

guy 1: yo every where i go sam is there
guy2:i know looks like you have a sam-pack on your hands

by jer$eyyy February 21, 2011

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

Stinky Sam

The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.

"I had myself a wonderful stinky sam today."
"Nigga you're sick in the head."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Sam

Sam is a really insecure and tiny penis man. Sam also likes bathbombs

"god, that guy looks like a real loser!"
"yeah he's SUCH a Sam!"

by p1inky January 4, 2024