Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.

Quit being a Jacob Athens man

by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022

Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary

Jacob Crooks you sicken me

by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019

Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

by AZTECISLOST August 13, 2024

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 07, 2024

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 08, 2024

Jacob Chapman

Likes boys and has a tiny pp and no girls because he has a rat nest and farts in other mens mouth

Can you jacob chapman in me

by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022

LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.

"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."

by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 10, 2024