Jacob is a fuck boy. he used harriet for the summer punani. it lasted too long he had to lie to her when they broke up. lol
sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.
sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.
by ilikemumslol May 1, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
by tracobnut February 7, 2017
Get the jacob bixenmanmug. 
one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence
I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023
Get the Jacob that sentencemug. A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
Get the Jacob Rennermug.