socially slutty

a person who hasn't been responsible during quarantine/shelter in place and has been hanging out with other people they don't live with

(S)he's been socially slutty and I know they had some drinks with friends at a house party in late April. Don't hangout with them in person yet, just in case.

by chuckdnguyen May 18, 2020

social distancing

the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.

"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."

by pseudoraphael May 23, 2020

social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.

Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.

by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

Social Butterfly

Gilda Ferrie

Look at her! What a social butterfly.

by 2019 bushfire July 16, 2020

Social Fbrats

Social media brats who follow in a group. FratComplaining and ridiculing others.
Not realizing that they are being hypocritical

Post: OMG, I can't believe that Karen did that!
Fbrat: I know, blonde haired white women , who drive minivans are crazy!

Karen: So, its okay for you to stereotype, but if anyone does, there Racist!

Social FbratsPost 3,4,5 etc: Yeah, that Women doesn't know what she's talking about.
We should protest Karens.

by Overit1 July 16, 2020

Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.

Social Pisstancing at its finest!

by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020