Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
by squelch is lord November 29, 2019
a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs
by unter_ November 16, 2022
All hail Sam
by eggsandwhich September 28, 2022
His name is Sam
by apogaleveleve November 22, 2023
Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes
by Llallalland March 16, 2017
Sam is of the most low key dudes you will ever meet. He is funny and good at making people laugh effortlessly. He is super sexy and fly dude. He can get any girl he wants. He’s very mysterious though. His personality leave many curious. He's just built different. SAM is a MAN. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. He will never back down from a challenge. And he doesn’t to makes scenes or boast, but known to knock people out when lines are crossed. So just remain loyal to him if he’s loyal to you. Don’t ruin the friendship you have with him. He’s a real one
by Whatever you want to know November 23, 2021
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