A freaking Cat. (He swears around every age group, and everybody hates him so much that he is
NEVER referred to as "
Ryan," just so whomever anyone may be talking to knows that they are actually
talking about a stupid person who everyone hates more than their step-dad.)
Ryan Bill: "Mew mew mew meoooowww!" *jumps around on 4 limbs, swearing for no reason*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with
Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias
chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*
