shit potato 

a feeling of when someone is feeling stuffed, and reeal pissed off..some peeps are always shit potato..dont take it the wrong way...or in this case..the wong way...

wight: dont talk to me...im real pissed today,my girlfriend just dumped me..
wong: ahhh shit potato today are we?
wight:ya...i guess now shutup for a sec..its my fav episode of 3rd rock from the sun..

shit potato by HITMANHRT February 12, 2006

canadian potato chips 

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

canadian potato chips by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

mouse potato by Turnspike July 6, 2006

awkward potato 

An overused phrased that used to be funny; and even that is stretching it. Mainly used among "Teens" ranging from 10-16 or so.

Person 1- Wow I'm such an awkward potato! LOL
Person 2- Please, that saying got old very fast. If you could kindly find a different phrase and overuse it.
Person 1- Okay! I'll tell everyone about The Fox!
Person 2- *Grunts and gives up*

awkward potato by Underuse October 5, 2013

fat potato 

A lady that is fat and loves potato soup

My mom likes fat potatos

fat potato by Adelfolover May 24, 2016

Salty potato

A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.

Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative

Salty potato by Ashtonaut April 16, 2017

Loaded Baked Potato 

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

Loaded Baked Potato by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008