I'VE GOTTA" POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE" WITH YOUR NAME IT.
IF I TAKE MY HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS I WILL LAY A BEATING ON YOUR SORRY ASS.
IF I TAKE MY HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS I WILL LAY A BEATING ON YOUR SORRY ASS.
by JATEAGAIN October 15, 2009
Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. A man or woman takes a shit and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. anus, vagina, mouth, ect.).
by bekahUNLEASHED June 12, 2009
The act of cumming in another person's pocket. Also the adjective used to describe the state of the persons pants after such an act.
"What should I wear today?"
"How about those cute jeans you wore yesterday?"
"No, ___ Came over and now they have salty pocket."
"Hey, can you hold my change for me?"
"I don't think that's a very good idea Christy, I have salty pocket."
"How about those cute jeans you wore yesterday?"
"No, ___ Came over and now they have salty pocket."
"Hey, can you hold my change for me?"
"I don't think that's a very good idea Christy, I have salty pocket."
by Piss on a door August 19, 2009
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 08, 2021
A person who stays in a area not exceeding 2 square meters dancing in a combination of dips, twirls, fancy footwork and other kick ass moves whilst keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Eye contact from spectators only serves to spur the hand pocket dancer on, although all comes to an end once his wife comes back from the toilet. From then on the hand pocket dancer appears like any other normal drinker propping up the bar.
"Hand Pocket dancer's off again!"
by lucyt September 04, 2008
Baby, I just had a light bulb in the pocket. You should let me flip you over and go at a 30 degree angle. Also, put these handcuffs on.
by ElectricMan23 February 15, 2011
The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby
by Benjb13 February 09, 2011