by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
Get the Statistically 9 out of 10 peoplemug. Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!
Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people
Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people
by straightnoobin April 20, 2010
Get the Tuna only squirts on pretty peoplemug. National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
Get the National Short People Appreciation Daymug. yes jewish people love the color clear, anyone who has mentioned liking blue or clear in the past is definitely a jew
by $284$;&! May 28, 2023
Get the jewish people like the color clearmug. in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022
Get the National Throw Average Height People Daymug. Random dude: Kill people burn shit fuck school!
Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*
Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*
by OF_WG_GW_KTA_ June 16, 2023
Get the kill people burn shit fuck schoolmug. This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J
Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022
Get the Make fun of people with J names monthmug.