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pirate pants

stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.
Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.

Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.

Lindsay-Oh.
pirate pants by Sanji McIndian September 1, 2005

Squishy Pants 

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person
Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants
Squishy Pants by C Jones December 26, 2008

Lady Red Pants 

Lady Red Pants is another one of Batavia's local bums. She is often seen wearing red pants and sleeps under the black stages at the Riverwalk. She is usually around Walgreens talking to her self. See also Gary Coleman.
Lady Red Pants is a crazy Batavia bum

pie pants 

1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.

2) a real cool invention
ummm, pie pants...

...and that's how pie pants saved the world
pie pants by andy vale August 5, 2006
What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.

During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.
Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.

Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?
e-pants by C-pher February 2, 2007

put long pants on 

The act of achieving an altered state of mind through the consumption of marijuana.
Hey, we are going to be so hungry after we put long pants on.
put long pants on by sirsneaky September 29, 2005