peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW

person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree

by itsyagirlalyssa May 8, 2018

Tree Spirit

Spirits that are engraved into tree that only exist on St.Simons Island.

“The tree spirit over there is looking at me weird.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019

Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

by Double take July 10, 2025

Tree Climbin

Stacking your bread or stacking money.

I just been tree climbin my way to the top

by MG Lingo October 10, 2022

tree

Someone who is shady or rude behind you back. You use the word tree because it creates shade.

Stacy is Spreding rumours about me she is such a tree!

by yellow sun :) November 6, 2019