prison straight relationship

A relationship between any two people where there is no intercourse, but other sexual activities. Activities include soaping, massaging, and sometimes even oral sex. This is generally a result of a conflict between ones urges, and self image.

I'm not a cheater. I just sniffed her crotch, it's a prison straight relationship.

by obilisque jamal September 9, 2010

Super Straight September

Super Straight September Is a Day to remember All of the super straight lives lost due to super straight oppression

Yo cuh it’s super straight September

by Menoblahckmesuperstraight March 6, 2021

Super Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to females who are born females, and those females are attracted to males who were also born male.

Guy 1: Hey do you like women who like trans men?
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight

by Otpurzid March 8, 2021

"i meant straight"

a term commonly used to fool idiots into saying they menstruate.

A -"Where is the Bering Stray?"
B -"What's a stray?"
A -"I meant straight"

by sloney June 29, 2007

valid straight person

A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.

These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.

Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.

by c00chieman69 October 2, 2020

straight edge

As far as I know Minor Threat originated Straight Edge in the 1980s. Originally, the life style consisted of refusing to use drugs/alcohol. Now, a lot of straight edge kids like to avoid casual sex; however, minor threat never portrayed that idea in their song "straight edge." The band has said that they named this life style "straight edge" because it shows someone who has "got their shit straight" which gives them an "edge over others." They started leading this life style in high school when they would see the teens around them ruining their lives with drug use and alcohol. So, they did the opposite of what they saw people doing, which was a large part of the punk scene.

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge

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"Straight Edge"
as performed by: Minor Threat

by Steve Hanaway October 30, 2007

Super Straight

Where straight men are only attracted to women who was born a female, including transgender males.

Guy 1: today I came out to my family as Super Straight today!

Guy 2: what does that mean?

Guy 1: that I’m only attracted to women who where born female.

Guy 2: so does that include transgender guys then?

Guy 1: yeah man!

by Rob 😎 March 8, 2021